Jeremy Scott In Stock

for anyone in the market for some serious statement footwear, the spring/summer 2011 jeremy scott x adidas shoes are currently available in full size runs in the employee store at work. i grabbed the teddy bear ones just for fun and now i'm debating between the flames and wings to actually wear out for the utmost special occasions. if you want a pair let me know :)

Important Document.doc

this is actually one last psuedo-asia pic in that it wasn't taken in asia (or even by any of us) but i did LEARN about it in asia. back story to this is as follows: whenever coworker danny is asked for a document or file ASAP by someone else in the office, he immediately follows up the request at unassuming times with this image labeled as whatever is being requested. example:

average co-worker: "hey danny. can you send me that tech file for the new outsole pattern you created?"
danny: "sure dude... just emailed it to you."
average co-worker: "thanks man." (goes into email and opens attachment "outsole_tech.pdf")
average co-worker: "AAGGGHHHHH!!! TITTIE DOG!!!!!"

Say Hello to Archie

well it's official for those who haven't heard: Archibald Cerberus Statham Esq. is officially under new management (aka, i have a new dog). he's called archie for short, but also goes by bloodlust and deathstrike. past and present owners are also pictured above. he's pretty awesome and came to me at an unbeatable price and fully loaded  (aka, free and with all manner of dog accessories, vet visits, and a full repertoire of tricks). and of course, thanks to mr. ethan huggins for a smooth and awesome adoption process :)

Raging River Carnage of Death Destructioning!!!!

it was only obvious what my post for today should be considering the events of the recent long weekend... for those who didn't hear, me and three friends were left stranded in the mountains near hood sunday night because of a raging river of death that flooded and washed away the only road leading to our cabin and the rest of civilization. and when i say "washed away" i mean totally and completely fucking fucked the fuck up obliterated the road to nothing. well no, correction; that's a lie. obliterated and then converted the road to a river seeing as the original river, who decided to be even more of a prick than he already was, decided to flow an entirely new course right where the road used to be. all this happened sunday night at which point we found out we would have to wait until morning so that we could hike through the woods around the new river and then the remaining 2 miles into town. PS - the pic above is where the road used to be so yeah, it's not really a matter of just some simple "flooding." more pics and story after the jump. most photos are courtesy of michael mcmanus as he was the one that we were forcing to continually take out his camera and take pics :) 

but yeah, highlights of this journey were: 

-abandoning our cars not knowing how long it will be before we can get them back because, well, you'll see why... 

-losing all electricity the night before and only having enough food for one more meal (and only bananas left over in the morning for breakfast)

-pouring rain prohibiting a fire to be started that night of the flood

-doing the 2 mile hike in the rain with 2 dogs and all of our personal items that were too valuable to abandon including my mother fucking laptop

-no cell service until we hit the bottom of the mountain

-me thinking i had to be to work that morning not realizing i had mlk day off until i finally got ahold of my boss

HURRAY!!!!

Tales From Halloween: Disney Tranny Edition

ok, i know these are on fb but i couldn't NOT put them on here. for those who don't know, i went out as aladdin for halloween. as if that wasn't awesome enough in and of itself, while we were out we came across an entire entourage of disney princess trannies!!!! cast of characters included belle, pocahontas, snow white, mulan, ariel, jasmine, and alice (although alice was the only non-tranny). my betrothed is after the jump along with a few more shots. and yes, i am hammered in every picture.

HELP

now here is a fun little story from work yesterday that started to make my imagination just go wild. someone was picking up prints from the printer and in doing so, discovered the page you see below sitting there waiting for him...

HOLY SHIT!!!!! WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?!?!?! the mind SPINS at the utterly limitless number of questions and possible explanations behind this!!! first of all, why is the declaration for assistance so small on the page??? sure it's in all caps so a sense of urgency is inferred, but if one is to truly be in need of help, wouldn't you make your SOS as large as possible to maximize the potential for discovery of your plea??? assuming the printer itself hasn't become sentient and is simply out of toner or needs a paper jam cleared, it almost seems as if whoever wrote this didn't want his/her plea to be easily noticed... maybe by a possible captor who roams the halls near this printer?? but then why didn't the captive give a clue as to his/her current location??? i think ultimately, the most logical explanation is that someone was sitting at their desk when a bone crushing avalanche of shoes fell on them leaving only their right hand free and just in range of their keyboard so as to take one last stab at crying for help before taking their final breath...