iNcessant iPhone

i've now had two people send this to me and i'm taking it as a hint that i need to share. fucking iphone...

OMFG!!! iPHONE 4!!!

it's another generation and another redesign! now, i don't own an iphone and i know there's a culture of technophiles larger than job's ego that could easily have me found and killed but if i hear one more person talk about the new technogasm so help me god... i created this new iphone ad in response.