let's be frank: different cultures are wierd because they aren't american. in america, we do things correctly, the way god intended (ex. we don't allow the gays to wed and we can make our burgers inedibley greasy and priced at 99¢ or below). that said, here's a quick snapshot of how other cultures scare me (particularly, japanese and vietnamese) because they are foriegn and operate differently than our's. i mean, wtf, a fucking lime in an ashtray?!?! for god's sake!! you can't put that in your drink now!! commie bastards... read on if you think you can stomach it:
...foreign signage. probably encouraging us not to practice religion or refrain from speaking freely.
...ubiquitous, public drink-vending machines.
also, they are japanese so they are sentient.
also, they are japanese so they are sentient.
...women of the night selling refrigrators and/or cell phones.
...modern day godzilla movies. go back to 1950 godzilla!!
we use computers and fancy internets to make our monsters nowadays!!
we use computers and fancy internets to make our monsters nowadays!!
...hello kitty ice cream slavery.
she's actually shackled to the legs of the counter's freezer.
she's actually shackled to the legs of the counter's freezer.
those whiskers make for appropriate prison bars, ms. kitty.
...caged rocks. asian rocks can't be trusted and/or aren't house broken.
...whatever this is
...utter bedlam when crossing a six street intersection.
for god's sake, won't someone just use a crosswalk!!!
...restaurants named after one's taint
...a complete and utter lack of legroom in vehicles.
asians are either A) really short or B) equipped with retractable legs.
...ummm...
...i'm not fucking kidding. it's inhuman.
and uncomfortable.
and uncomfortable.
...how to cross roads when this is barrelling down on you.
(almost runover three times, btw)
...whatever this sign is telling us to do/not to do.
try interpretting this sign without translating the text.
and then give your brain a rest.
and then give your brain a rest.
...hammock forests. this literally stretches on for like, a mile.
...handbags displayed under an umbrella that was intended to merchandise tea!!
also, there's a kid on the front of that bike.
also, there's a kid on the front of that bike.
...the lack of a need for refrigeration in a climate that never drops below 85ยบ
...condoning steroid use when no one in the culture weighs over 120 lbs.
actually, wait, that makes perfect sense...
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