notes from chris

Too Much...

I Love a Girl Who's All Legs

X-Ray photobomb

Watch Yourself...

Sporthocking

new "extreme" sport out of germany... it's action chair sitting people!!! as one of the guys at work put it:

"when you land a sick trick, immediately turn and start mean-muggin the camera!! MEGA-FAIL."

Rubber - The Movie

i shit you not, this movie is happening. it is called rubber and it's about a psychotic telekinetic murdering tire. trailer after the jump and official site here.

WTF of the Day

no seriously... wtf is going on here. there's at least 5 different elements going on in this image that should all be mutually exclusive from one another.

Things in Denver: Part 4

this last post is more of a photo essay as it chronicles one of the more awesome things i've done in recent memory. i of course refer to our visit to the colorado mills shopping center which contained within it's walls one of the most amazing gems this side of the mississippi: a lego outlet store. painted a daring shade of hardboiled egg yellow, the store was sparsely decorated and amateurishly merchandised. but that didn't stop us from seeking it out and dropping over $100. hit the jump for the adventure.

Things in Denver: Part 3

we decided the only possible explanation for the red stain on that bench was...

you know what... i can't even type it without vomit projecting out from between the spaces of my clenched teeth.

Things in Denver: Part 2

and as long as we're talking vehicles, here's another choice sighting that happend. the guy that owns this is literally "that guy" out of all colorado vespa owners. i see no difference between this guy and any generic internet troll who posts "first!!!!!!!!!111!" in a comments section.

Things in Denver: Part 1

was in denver for work last week and took some pics along the way. this one's notable as it displays one of the most awesome stand-offs in the automobile world: a prius vs. a hummer. i wish i could say i stayed around to find out what happened but it's not 2006 anymore so i didn't give a shit...

Exactly

Muppets with People Eyes

thanks to lady tarkington for this one. the name pretty much says it all. as for the pictures themselves, i believe they more or less say "creepy" but i'll let you be the judge.

Big Bone Lick State Park

just found out today that this is a real place.

yup...

Ugly Sweater Season

tis the season for ugly sweater parties but NOTHING beats this epically ugly (awesome?) sweater, christmas themed or not...

Accidental Subway Rainbow

What The Fuck Should I Make For Dinner?

thanks to jenny clock for passing this one on. click here and let the internets decide what you should make for fucking dinner every night. and if you don't like the suggestion, there's an "i don't fucking like that" option to choose as well.

Teenage Dogs Now Available In Snack Packs

aaaaaand we can thank mr. luke dosiek for this one. words literally can't describe the utter nonsense that awaits you. click the link and donate just a few more dead brain cells to the black hole of wasted time that is the internet.

www.trueamericandog.com

(ps - eagle uses sailboat to show latest will smith movies to sea creatures was another personal fave of mine)

Slack Power!!