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February 15, 2010

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“When I asked how big you were, I meant like in inches,” she said.  ”That’s what most people do.”

“Oh okay,” I said.

We sat in silence for about a half a minute before she finally spoke up.

“So you took a measuring cup and just sort of mashed everything in there?”

“Yep.”

“Wow.”